Questions

I’ve been asked a few questions by various people that I have photographed or by people who wanted their photograph taken. Here are some of the more common questions I’ve been asked and their relevant answers.

1
Who do you take photographs of?

Anyone except babies/kids/maternity & couples/engagements/weddings.

2
So you won’t you take photographs of my kids/baby/family?

No (unless I know you). Go to Simply Kiddos, Wilfredo is the photographer you are looking for.

3
…and you won’t take my engagement/wedding photographs?

No. Go to Flory Photo. That’s what they do. They do it very well indeed.

4
What’s your studio like?

I don’t have one. I live in San Francisco, space is tight, space is very expensive. I shoot on location.

5
Will you make part of my photo colour & part of it black and white?

No. It looks terrible. Really terrible. Remember those bad shirts from the 1970′s that everyone laughs at now? Exactly.

6
OK, how about Sepia for that authentic old timey look?

See the answer above.

7
Can I share my photographs on Facebook/Twitter etc?

Yes, I will provide you with web sized photographs for this purpose. You may share them as long as the watermarks remain intact.

8
Do you only take photographs of people?

No, I take landscape photographs too. You can see them by visiting this website.

9
Can I follow you on Twitter?

Yes, right here.

10
How about Google+?

Yes, here.

11
How about Facebook?

I’m sort of half-heartedly working on it.  Have a look. If you like my page, you’ll double the number of people that like it!

12
I don’t have any money but I want my photo taken. Help!?

Contact me.

13
I’m a model and I want to work on a TF basis.

I’m all ears. Contact me!

14
Wait, I want to know more about your TF policies first.

Sure, read this.

15
I like gettin’ all naked and stuff, will you take photographs of me when I’m naked?

No. I’m glad you are all liberated and happy, but I don’t want to see your junk.